Currently living in London but moving to LA as of August this year.
I am the living embodiment of a trash can.
She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?
(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Patrick: I probably never would have been a singer if Pete hadn’t suggested it.
Entire fob fan base:
tastes like moose
Taste’s like you
I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING
I can’t wait to move out of this hostel so I can start sleeping naked again man.
35 days til I properly move out here. I’m so excited but that is fucking terrifying wow 🇺🇸🎬📅
Second premier of the week: Hercules 🎥 and we’re casually watching it all from the hooters across the street 👍 @gina_px @evemccrossan @buricia
"I’m forced to deal with what I feel,
there is no distraction to mask what is real” (x)